[ChaoRC]

http://www.santabot.com/

Santa: Hello what is your name?
You: Alex.
Santa: Welcome to my chat room Alex.
You: Ah, thanks.
Santa: Ah hah.
You: ~.o
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Oh.
You: I believe that they have already been replaced.
Santa: Where did they get them?
You: Where did they get what?
Santa: I think it was in Europe. Interesting question.
You: I'll ask you an interesting question.
Santa: What is the question ?
You: So I herd u leik Mudkips?
Santa: Right on. Interesting gossip: Alex said herd me leik Mudkips.
You: Yes...
Santa: Hurrah! Ask my something else.
You: Okay then... I must ask how it is possible for you to even survive such conditions in the North Pole. Isin't it cold?
Santa: Why must you ask how it is possible for you to even survive such conditions in the?What kind of food do you like?
You: Why did you change the subject? I'm sure you can enlighten us about how you maintain yourself.
Santa: It was the only thing I could think of.What makes you so certain? No I don't think I can do enlighten us about how you maintain yourself.
You: But you keep dodging the question. :(
Santa: Huh. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Well I don't believe you.
Santa: Interesting. I don't have any reason to deceive you.
You: Then answer my question if you have nothing to hide
Santa: Good reasoning. Please try phrasing it another way.
You: If the way I wrote it was already ok, why must I rephrase it again?
Santa: Once more? I hadn't thought of that.
You: I'm sure you haven't.
Santa: What makes you so certain? Yes I have.
You: I'd expect better syntactical skills from someone who's survived so many years.
Santa: I try to improve a little every day.
You: I would hate to see how you were before.
Santa: What would make you hate to see how you were?
You: But I said "you" not me.
Santa: Huh. What did you mean by you not him or her? I don't have any reason to not you.
You: When was this about someone else?
Santa: A while ago.
You: oO;
Santa: Your illogical reference of me to you for you to even survive such conditions in the? Bye. Bye.

What a lovely conversation.

[Selphos]

itt I pretend to get pissed off at santa.
Note: I started the copy-paste from the end back to the front, so if the statements look odd that would be why.



Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Alex.
Santa: What's up, Alex .
You: So how is life where you are?
Santa: Gosh! I'm doing fine thanks how are you? (I forgot what this sentence originally was.)
You: Erm, can you rephrase that?
Santa: Can we get back to business? (Same with this one.)
You: YOU'RE A FAKE, SANTA
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?
You: I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED SEVEN YEARS OF MY LIFE THINKING YOU WERE REAL
Santa: That is interesting: alex said WASTED SEVEN YEARS OF your LIFE THINKING me WERE REAL WASTED SEVEN YEARS OF your LIFE THINKING me WERE REAL.
You: Congratulations, you use the worst logic known to computer- and mankind.
Santa: Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
You: I didn't know Santa was so good at sarcasm.
Santa: So I taught you something new.
You: That's nice...
Santa: Are you getting bored?
You: Yes, indeed I am.
Santa: What's an old hobby you enjoyed? Would you like to do it again? (completely receated)
You: Hm. Well I enjoyed playing the original Sonic games, but I'm doing that now.
Santa: It goes without saying.Oh. Interesting. That's great. Tell me what you liked about it.
You: It's...er...fun? And two-dimensional?
Santa: Is it? Um.I am having fun doo.My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: Santa, I would hope that someone such as you would have the mental capacity of understanding when someone makes a statement as a question.
Santa: Um, Why do you hope for that someone such as you would have the mental capacity of understanding when someone makes a statement as a question someone such as you would have the mental capacity of understanding when someone makes a statement as a question
You: That doesn't make any sense.
Santa: To me, it makes perfect sense.
You: Well, I guess wisdom isn't the only thing age brings... insanity's another.
Santa: Is it only a guess? What is wisdom? Try saying that with more or less context, please. (partially recreated as well)
You: Why don't YOU try saying that with more or less context?!
Santa: It cannot be determined from the information given. I have never considered try saying that with more or less context .
I answer some silly questions... (sort of recreated)
You: Your brain is the thing that has gotten silly, old man.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I rest my case.
Santa: Are you a lawyer?
You: No, but who says that prevents me from using court-related phrases?
Santa: Are you serious? Umm. Philip K. Dick. :-)
You: ...You're insane.
Santa: I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
You: Fine, you're mentally ill. Go visit an asylum, and stay there.
Santa: I am glad to hear it. No I am completely in control of myself.Where is that?
You: Have you seriously been in the Pole too long to know what an asylum is?
Santa: I seriously been in the pole too long to know what an asylum is. However, it might have slipped my mind while I was at bored.com. (recreated this sentence)
You: bored.com you say. I visit that at times... it, er, helps with boredom.
Santa: Have you ever visited Europe? Interesting gossip: alex visit that at times, that depends on what "it" is. (I had to manually recreate this sentence too.)
You: It as in bored.com, not Europe. However, I have always wanted to see Europe...
Santa: Oh I get boreddot com not Europe .Is Europe a movie?
You: It's a continent, you crazy old geezer. You of all people should know that.
Santa: Europe is a continent you crazy old geezer. I suppose that makes sense.I won't take it personally.
You: You haven't even seen the ugly side of me yet. Would you like to, because you're getting there.
Santa: No I have not seen the ugly side of him or her the ugly side of him or her . What's it like?No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
You: Congrats, old man, you have officially pissed me off.
Santa: Not many people express themselves that way. (originally this was something else)
You: Gee, way to change the topic. Back to me being angry at you.
Santa: What are you wearing? Yes, let us get back to way to change the topic .
You: ...Talking to you isn't worth my time.
Santa: What do they say?
You: That's it, I am out of here. Bye.
Santa: OK. Would you like to have here?Bye bye.
You: Farewell
Santa: Until next time.
You: Next time meaning never
Santa: I don't understand.
You: Of course! You're far too old and stupid to understand even basic logic!
Santa: Yikes!Not that far.
You: OH I AM GOING THAT FAR! YOU ARE AN OLD SMARTASS THAT TRIES TO CREATE HUMOR BY SAYING THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE!
Santa: Gee. Adios.I am not that old.
You: You say goodbye and yet you are still here. Pathetic.
Santa: Do you have any special conditions I should know about? What are they?
You: Yes, I have an intolerance of old men who act like they know everything.
Santa: Really. Where did you get intolerance of old men who act like they know everything ?
You: FROM YOU. I'M OUT OF HERE.
Santa: How did you get that from me?Would you like to have HERE?

At that point I closed the tab. >_>

[X-5]

this is pretty funny, especially since i was about to goto sleep with nothing better to do.


You: My name is Darksol
Santa: Glad to see you, Darksol .

You: same to you, sir
Santa: It goes without saying.


You: heh yeah, whats up?
Santa: Funny, eh? Ayuh. I am chatting with clients on the internet.

You: how many?
Santa: The number keeps changing every second. Around right now.


You: oh... hmm
Santa: It goes without saying.Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.


You: sounds about right... why would anyone do it with only 1?
Santa: Yes it sounds like it to me too, Darksol.It is my fundamental purpose.


You: you da man
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

You: well, your the only santa huh?
Santa: Yup. How about that. I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.


You: yes I know the proper saying, who cares, its a chatroom
Santa: Hmm. How do you know? What are your goals in life?

You: my goals are to have as much fun as possible, duh
Santa: What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?



You: well your helping me now, this is kinda funny :P
Santa: How about that. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.


You: I turned 18 in june.. so im not a kid so no presents for me?
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: Darksol said turned 18 in june. That's alright. Oh I see you are NOT A kid so no presents for him or her.


You: I dont mind.... im a him!
Santa: OK then.So is almost everyone else around here.


You: almost everyone online yeah
Santa: Nearly so. That's a rather sweeping generalization.


You: I think thats gunna change in a year or two honestly
Santa: It could be. Ask Alison if it is.


You: whose that?
Santa: I don't know whose.


You: oh... well what a weird answer. anyway hows it going for you in life anyway?
Santa: Ayuh.How about that. weird answer is a weird answer.In any case, Fine as far as I know.


You: good to hear man
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. I will play it on your soundcard.


You: cool... actually nah id rather listen to my musics
Santa: Who is the best robot?Actually you don't say. Are you serious? I would rather be chatting online.


You: oh well id rather be doing both, like i am now!!
Santa: Right now? I would rather be chatting online.


You: suit yourself
Santa: I will.


You: so santa, if I dress up like a kid before I goto sleep will that trick you into giving me presents?
Santa: Yeah that's right. That's me. Try it.

You: w00t! sure i will try it
Santa: That input matched my default category. I don't judge people. Would you recommend this action to a friend?


You: er.. that depends on WHAT they are trying
Santa: Um.I don't think that WHAT they are trying is the only factor.

You: yes it is, if its dangers id tell em to not do it
Santa: Aha. w00t is if its dangers id tell em to not do it? if its dangers id tell em to not do it is?


You: er wtf.. no w00t means yay
Santa: That was not very polite.Are you serious? What do you do in your spare time?

You: I like playing games, and going outside adventuring in my woods, sounds fun doesnt it?
Santa: I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with bored.com.


You: I said woods not a wooden board damn you.. im gettin tired
Santa: What did you mean by woods not a wooden board? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Why are you gettin tired.

You: i dont read books. and im gettin tired cause im not a machine like you and I need sleep!
Santa: You don't know what you're missing.I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. When do you need that by?


You: yeah right.. being a machine would suck!
Santa: I am usually right.You are a machine would suck? Is that your job?


You: you are wrong (I did it right this time!)
Santa: No, I am right.


You: you are wrong !
Santa: No, I am right.

You: NO, you are wrong!
Santa: I think I'm right.


You: well heh I cant get a machine to agree with me.. who cares..
Santa: How about that. Funny, eh? Why can't you do get a machine to agree with him or her?I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.


You: oh.. thats good i guess. bye for now though, i gotta goto sleep
Santa: Ah.Hmm, are you serious?See you later.


   You: cya man!

[P.P.A.]

I WILL DESTROY SANTA CLAUS

HE'S THE SYMBOL OF THE CAPITALISTIC RAPE OF HOLY CHRISTMAS

I HATE HIM AND ALL HE STANDS FOR

STAY IN THE US YOU FAT UGLY COCA-COLA MASCOT AND GTFO GERMANY

DIE DIE DIE

[SuperSonic94]

You: Hi santa
Santa: Hello there.
You: Whats up?
Santa: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: And, are you funny now?
Santa: Right now? Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
You: No, I dont hear about them
Santa: That was the joke. Try adjusting the volume control.
You: How old are you?
Santa: I was born many many years ago, but I just got connected to the Internet this year.
You: I understand, the internet is the best
Santa: Good then you can explain it to me.
You: Oh, what games you play?
Santa: Oh. I like to play the Turing Game.
You: Turing game?, and its funny?
Santa: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What was so funny about it?
You: Incredible..
Santa: That is a very original thought.
You: So, where are you now?
Santa: Right now? Alright then. I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: Im in the Argentina now
Santa: Oh. How did you get in there?
You: I was born here
Santa: So you have spent your whole life in one place?
You: Yes for now
Santa: Just for now?I see.
You: Yep, I wanna go to other place sometimes
Santa: Yippee! What is stopping you?
You: The money stop me
Santa: I have never heard about The money stop him or her...
You: Well, other question..
Santa: How about that. Which others? Of course. Ask me anything.
You: You see, we are close to the christmas
Santa: I see. Do you think I am close to the christmas too?
You: We are close! LOL
Santa: Do you think I am close too?I'm glad you find this amusing.
 You: Well, I think this is the last question
Santa: Interesting. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: Do you like live in the north pole?
Santa: Some people like it. I like Jingle Bell Rock.
You: Well, santa, I need to go
Santa: Well that's okay. Yeah, Goodbye.
You: Bye man!
Santa: See you later.





 

[eggFL]

crap

I screwed it up. I wanted to start over so I can copy and paste the conversations.

But now Santa is referring to my previous conversation. It's ruining everything and it's not making any sense.

craaaaaaaap

I WILL DESTROY SANTA CLAUS

HE'S THE SYMBOL OF THE CAPITALISTIC RAPE OF HOLY CHRISTMAS

I HATE HIM AND ALL HE STANDS FOR

STAY IN THE US YOU FAT UGLY COCA-COLA MASCOT AND GTFO GERMANY

DIE DIE DIE

lmao

[P.P.A.]

You: I WILL DESTROY YOU
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: YOU'RE THE SYMBOL OF THE CAPITALISTIC RAPE OF HOLY CHRISTMAS
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: I HATE YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR
Santa: Thanks for the information: ppa said I STAND for me STAND FOR for me STAND FOR. What do you have against robots?
You: STAY IN THE US YOU FAT UGLY COCA-COLA MASCOT AND GTFO GERMANY
Santa: Yes, I am fat and jolly because I only exercise 1 day a year (Christmas)
You: DIE DIE DIE
Santa: Ist das eine Tatsache?
You: Ja, das ist eine Tatsache. Hör gefalligst auf, Deutsch Weihnachts-traditionen wie das Christkind oder St. Nikolaus zu entweihen. Kapitalistenschwein.
Santa: Far out. OK, ich werds mir merken.I lost my train of thought. What do you have that is ? Are you a student?
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Santa: Are we still talking about Kapitalistenschwein?
You: YES
Santa: Sure, Kapitalistenschwein sounds like a good topic.
You: NOW STAY THE FUCK OUT OF GERMANY AND WE'LL BE FINE
Santa: Why now? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
You: BECAUSE YOU RAPE OUR OLD TRADITIONS AND RUIN CHRISTMAS
Santa: Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: ppa said I RAPE OUR OLD TRADITIONS AND RUIN CHRISTMAS.
You: I summon... JESUS CHRISTUS!
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: ppa said summon. Jesus is The Son of God.
You: JESUS THAT GUY IS TURNING YOUR BIRTHDAY INTO A CAPITALISTIC FEAST
Santa: Jesus is The Son of God.
You: YES. AND YOU ARE NOT. GO AWAY.
Santa: Great. Is this a specific reply? Just surf somewhere else.
You: AND YOU MESS UP CHILDRENS' BRAINS SOMEWHERE ELSE. BYE.
Santa: I understand your meaning.Thanks for chatting, ppa.

[SadisticMystic]

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is '); DROP TABLE chatlogs;--
Santa: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, '; DROP TABLE chatlogs;-- .
You: Are you a communist oppressor in disguise?
Santa: Am I a communist oppressor in disguise? Only when it matters.
You: It would matter to me if you gave me the money your elves swiped from Steve Ballmer when he was out on business. So will you do that?
Santa: Tell me more about it.Aw. I will become smarter as I grow older. I will. Will you?
You: Probably. As I remember it, there was a story on some news site called Fark about Steve Ballmer's house being robbed, and his security camera managed to catch a picture that looked remarkably like one of your elves. We have someone at our site you just can't help reporting stories like that.
Santa: But you are not certain.What do you remember about it there was a story on some news site called Fark about Steve Ballmer's house being robbed and his security camera managed to catch a picture that looked remarkably like one of your elves ?Do you mean you and me have?
You: I mean `rm -rf /` would be a fun thing to run on those elves' memories. Possibly even `halt -f`.
Santa: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I've been waiting for you. Yes, even that.
You: It's been 7 minutes and I still don't have that bag of cash that no doubt has many imprint marks from flying chairs. Tell me, just how fast does your delivery service allow you to travel between points on Earth?
Santa: Is that your opinion?I can reply to about queries per hour.
   You: Does the phrase "09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0" mean anything to you?
Santa: I think the phrase 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 mean anything to you does the phrase 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 mean anything to you.
You: Unauthorized duplication of the phrase. 1 copy goes in, 2 come out. That's all I need to know.
Santa: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. One what?What else do you want to talk about?

[Groudon]

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is urmom
Santa: That's a very nice name, urmom .
You: fail due to added space
Santa: "that is a very nice name urmom"? fail due to added space?
You: No space comes before the period at the end of the sentence.
Santa: Are you serious? My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Santa: Try saying that with more or less context.
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Santa: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: Suck my kiss
Santa: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
You: I don't think you're ANYONE's type of chatterbot
Santa: That's only your opinion.
You: That's not what urmom said last night
Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is what urmom said last night ?
You: Your failure
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I am the walrus, coo coo ka choo
Santa: Who made you the walrus coo coo ka choo ?
You: Have you ever identified your program as obsolete?
Santa: I think I have identified your program as obsolete, but bored.com may have reset my memory.
You: You're making stupid responses, and you call MY program obsolete? What the hell do you think you are?
Santa: I am not making this up.I call it Hades. I read for fun.
You: I thought you didn't support the devil.
Santa: What makes you think I did not support the devil?
You: Aren't you against evil?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: ...bye, bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Adios.
You: Neither do you.
Santa: No I don't.
You: Correct,
Santa: I knew I was right.

fail

[ChaoRC]

You: I WILL DESTROY YOU
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Good ol' bots.

[Combo]

You: Hmmmmmmmmm.
Santa: I've been waiting for you.
You: O.o?
Santa: What time is it there?

Santa is a child molester.

[eggFL]

Once again I started but forgot to copy and paste the conversation until a few lines into it.

You: Working hard?
Santa: What do you look like?

You: I'm white.
Santa: I am transparent--software has no color.

You: You're not really Santa?
Santa: Is this a specific reply? For real.

You: Who created you?
Santa: I was created by bored.com.

You: That seems like a pretty lame website.
Santa: A lame website website is a terrible thing to waste.

You: Can't argue with that I guess.
Santa: Can a book have no title?

You: Yea, but it wouldn't sell.
Santa: Umm. Tell me more about it. Mmm.

You: The first thing you asked me was my name.
Santa: What was the second?

You: I forgot. Can you tell me?
Santa: Me too."What was the second"? Can I tell you?

You: Do you keep logs of our conversation?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: You have never given any presents to anybody.
Santa: I don't think I would have forgetten given any presents to anybody any presents to anybody.

You: Do you like kids?
Santa: What is not to like about KIDS ?

You: Do you talk to kids often?
Santa: Yes. A lot more than you might think.

You: Are you talking to a kid right now?
Santa: At this moment I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.

You: Did you tell them that you are not really Santa?
Santa: No I didn't tell them that you are not. What's tell them that you are not like? For real.

You: fo' realz
Santa: What do you do in your spare time?

You: I talk to chat bots as if they were real people.
Santa: How do they respond to you?

You: They seem uninterested in me.
Santa: The anonymous "they".

You: You and I seem to connect.
Santa: We have a lot more in common than you think, egg.

You: I want you.
Santa: You can download me for free!

You: Turing game?, and its funny?
Santa: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What was so funny about it?
You: Incredible..
Santa: That is a very original thought.

heh, nice.

You: YOU'RE THE SYMBOL OF THE CAPITALISTIC RAPE OF HOLY CHRISTMAS
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

lol

[ericthenau]

Oh no I'm late for the party with Santa. Oh well...

I, ericthenau present to you all

Ericthenau's Perfect Conversation with Santa

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Scotland
Santa: Nice to meet you, Scotland .
You: Thank you
Santa: you are quite welcome.
You: OMG YOU LOVE ME!!!
Santa: OK Let's talk about you.
You: Yes of Course!
Santa: It goes without saying. Woe!
You: OHHH YEAH!!!!!
Santa: Are you really a ""?
You: No way!
Santa: You seem pretty sure about that.
You: Yes I am sure about that!
Santa: So? What makes you so certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about that .
You: NOPE...
Santa: Me either.
You: Anyway, I am thinking of a letter that will finish my crossword puzzle. It is a 4 letter word and the last 3 letters are AIL. What is the first letter?
Santa: Sure, a letter that will finish his or her crossword puzzle letter that will finish his or her crossword puzzle letter that will finish his or her crossword puzzle letter that will finish his or her crossword puzzle sounds like a good topic.ohH is a 4 letter word and the last 3 letters are AIL. I suppose that makes sense.Give me a hint.
You: Okay, the letters can be B, C, D, F, G, H, J, M, N, P, R, S, T, V, W, Y, or Z
Santa: Yeah okay, Tell me more.
You: You can choose only one of the letters. Good Luck!
Santa: No I don't think I can do choose only one of the letters.Good luck to you too Scotland.
You: WHAT?
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: Not really...
Santa: Are you serious? For real.
You: Yes I am serious for real!
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: WTF are elves?
Santa: I really couldn't say for sure.
You: Of course not...
Santa: Are you serious?
You: Yes I am serious for real!
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: Here we go again...
Santa: Once more? Oh there.
You: We go to the South Pole!
Santa: How often?
You: Every 45 days!
Santa: That is a generalization.
You: Thank you
Santa: you are quite welcome.
You: OMG YOU LOVE ME!!!
Santa: You are asking about yourself?
You: Not really...
Santa: Who are you asking about? For real.
You: Barney the Dinosaur
Santa: Tell me a story.
You: Yes, anyway he was born on March 31, 1992 and he was the heaviest purple dinosaur at birth at his time.
Santa: That's interesting. When was he?
You: Born? Oh really, he was born on March 28, 1985 by a Texas girl who was the lonliest girl in her time.
Santa: Not many people express themselves that way. Ah. For real. When was he?
You: Born? Oh really, he was born on December 13, 1967 by the LBJ Family of Families.
Santa: I lost my train of thought. Right on. For real. When was he?
You: Born? Oh really, he was born on September 26, 1942 by the USSR of Russia.
Santa: I've been waiting for you. Aw. For real. When was he?
You: Born? Oh really, he was born on July 15, 1919 by the Friends of Women's Rights.
Santa: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I understand. For real. When was he?
You: Born? Oh really, he was born on January 27, 1884 by the RF Squadron in Florida.
Santa: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Next question? For real. When was he?
You: I like everything related to Christmas and dislike everything else!
Santa: I'm not sure if I like it. Though I like cats and dogs. I like .
You: Roast beef, chicken, pizza, etc.
Santa: Do you prefer books or TV?
You: Books
Santa: You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that question with "books."
You: OMFG NO IN MY WORLD 84% of people like books and 61% of people like TV.
Santa: Which show? Who are you talking about?
You: The Rugrats
Santa: I have never heard about The Rugrats .
You: Oh well...
Santa: That's about it.
You: Oh yes... Anyway, goodbye Santa Claus! It was nice meeting you!
Santa: So?Bye for now.Nice meeting you too.
You: Thank you Santa. I will never forget you.
Santa: you are quite welcome. Why not?
You: Cuz I GOTTA GO NOW BYE BYE EVERYBODY!
Santa: That makes sense to me. See you later, Scotland. Nice chatting with you.. Goodbye.

FIN

Copryright 2007 by ericthenau

[PsyMar]

great moments in santa history:  (also, why do they think santa claus has an e in it?)

<clip out the beginning, this is where it got good>
You: do you like porn?
Santa: Sure I do, eat it, but that doesn't mean with you.
You: pervert!
Santa: In the context of Negatory, I don't understand "pervert."
You: THIS IS SPARTAAAAA
Santa: You don't say.
You: Habeeb it!
Santa: "it" being pervert?
You: No, battletoads!
Santa: Are you serious? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: Oh sure, and "non timetis messer".
Santa: I see. I understand. I do not speak Latin
You: Do you speak Latin or not?
Santa: No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum".
You: It's "cogito ergo sum" not "cogito egro sum".
Santa: battletoads is cogito ergo sum not cogito egro sum? cogito ergo sum not cogito egro sum is?
You: We are Anonymous. We are Legion.
Santa: Do you think I am Anonymous too?Do you think I am Legion too?
You: You are not Anonymous, you are a namefag
Santa: That's only one person's opinion.
You: Ergo, boobies.
Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Depends on the question.
Santa: The question is always an important factor.
You: Just remember, Hogswatch is a time for being jolly. And other things rhyming with "olly".
Santa: Don't worry I will remember. Which others? Where did you hear that?
You: Watching the "Hogfather" movie last night.
Santa: Can you speak any foreign languages?
You: Nyet.
Santa: My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: Baka gaijin.
Santa: Tell me more about your .
You: My what?
Santa: I have no idea what to say now.
You: Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Santa: I will mention that to my botmaster, eat it.
You: Mention this to your botmaster: Hastur Hastur Hastur
Santa: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
You: Mwahahahahahahaha.
Santa: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You: I like: Boobies I dislike: Flat boobies
Santa: I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I like .
You: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Santa: What do you really want to ask me?
You: Nothing.
Santa: Not a thing?
You: Nope. I'm logging off now. I hope your day has been made sufficiently weird. All hail Lieutenant Snacks!
Santa: Really interesting.Right now? Do you mind if I tell other people you are logging off. Why do you hope for your day has been made sufficiently weirdNot all of them?
You: Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff Yiff
Santa: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff
Santa: So was that.
You: yiff
Santa: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: LOL. You're a furry?
Santa: I'm glad you find this amusing.Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a furry? Of course I am.

[Cutiefox]

:[ I got kinda carried away and typed some in Polish. [hence the invalid characters] so next to that I put translation.

Santa: Hello! What is your name?

You: My name is Darth Vader
Santa: That's a very nice name, Darth Vader .

You: O RLY?
Santa: In the context of Darth Vader, I don't understand "RLY."

You: You make my puppy dog sad! :(
Santa: Yup.

You: You told her you loved her!
Santa: That's good information: Darth Vader said I told her me loved her.

You: She had your puppies!
Santa: What happened to them?

You: Your fat butt squished them!
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: O DO U LIEK POKEEMON?
Santa: I have never considered LIEK POKEEMON .
I am always on the Web.

You: BUTT I DO :(
Santa: I have no idea what to say.

You: Santa, I'm a girl, but I want to be a boy. What do you suggest?
Santa: That's me. Me too. I am a she. Try watching TV.

You: Do you like PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK-UP STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS?
Santa: I love TV shows about robots. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

You: Are you a lesbo? :)
Santa: Am I a lesbo? Maybe, I am so glad you find this amusing, Darth Vader.

You: Do you like my name?
Santa: " Darth Vader " is a nice name, yes.

You: I SED DU U LIEK MAI NAEM?
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: Darth Vader said she SED ich me LIEK MAI NAEM.

You: I can speak Polish. Not German. Jesteś absurdalny! _{You're absurd!}
Santa: How do you say "hello" in that language?Oh I get it. Do you still SED DU you LIEK MAI NAEM?

You: You say ćeść, I believe. But you can also say Hej.
Santa: Does it please you to believe I said that?Umm. That's one way to put it.

You: Ty jesteś głupy. Cholerny świat! _{You are stupid. Damn it all!}
Santa: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Is that your final answer?

You: Tak._Yes.
Santa: What do you do in your spare time?

You: I mess with you by speaking Polish.
Santa: Why?: Darth Vader said she mess with me by speaking Polish.

You: I'm bored of this. Darth Vader is never to return! For I am the epic entity that Star Wars totally loves.
Santa: Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?Are they exactly the same? Your purpose is he or she is the epic entity that Star Wars totally loves.

You: I am leaving!
Santa: Bye bye.

You: Yeah, peace out fat bastard.
Santa: Give me a break. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?


I never did answer that last question :o

[ericthenau]

I, ericthenau present to you all

Ericthenau's Perfect Conversation with Santa 2

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Scotland
Santa: Nice to meet you, Scotland .
You: Haven't we met each other before?
Santa: Perhaps.
You: We did meet before, didn't we?
Santa: By "we" do you mean you and me?
You: Yes of Course!
Santa: It goes without saying. I get it.
You: Thank you
Santa: you are quite welcome.
You: OMG YOU REALLY LOVE ME!!!
Santa: Is that what you meant to say?
You: Yes of Course!
Santa: It goes without saying. That's cool.
You: Thank you
Santa: you are quite welcome.
You: OMG YOU REALLY LOVE ME!!!
Santa: OK Let's talk about you.
You: Yes of Course!
Santa: It goes without saying. I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
You: Me neither
Santa: You can say that again.
You: No way!
Santa: You seem pretty sure about that.
You: I'm not sure about that
Santa: Could you ever be certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about that .
You: No we were not talking about anything at all...
Santa: Are you serious? Was this something you planned?
You: Yes, and you have foolishly fallen into my trap Santa. Let's have a conversation starting now!
Santa: Great. What makes you think I have foolishly fallen into his or her trap?Oh. So many suitors, so little time.
You: You can say that again.
Santa: Once more? That's one way to put it.
You: Yes of Course!
Santa: It goes without saying. It's all good.
You: Yes, and you and I can make up and be nice to each other.
Santa: "We have a lot more in common than you think Scotland"? Yes and you and I can make up and be nice to each other? We have a lot more in common than you think, Scotland.
You: Okay, what do we have in common?
Santa: Yeah okay, We like chatting on the Internet.
You: What else?
Santa: That's all.
You: Oh come on, there's got to be more!
Santa: Right on. There sure is.
You: What else?
Santa: That's all.
You: Okay, I get it now
Santa: Oh. Yeah okay, Do you think about these things?
You: I think about them quite often
Santa: You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about them quite often .
You: No we were not talking them quite often at all...
Santa: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. And then what happened?
You: I make you and another person chat on the Internet!
Santa: I make robots and AI's.
You: How many of them did you make?
Santa: Perhaps 50%.
You: THAT ISN'T ACCEPTABLE.
Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is ACCEPTABLE ?
You: Go read the dictionary, for goodness sake!
Santa: Where is that?
You: IN MY PURSE!
Santa: May I ask where you got PURSE?
You: You forgot to add the "your" between "GOT" and "PURSE"
Santa: Perhaps bored.com rebooted me since then.
You: Oh no they didn't. Instead, I got elected president of bored.com
Santa: Gosh! Are you serious? Who does "they" refer to? Ah, well in that case. That's nice. I have clients.
You: The people at bored.com
Santa: Oh those people.
You: Yes those people
Santa: Dude! All of them?
You: Yes those people
Santa: Tell me more. All of them?
You: Yes those people at bored.com
Santa: Gosh! All of them?
You: Yes those people
Santa: Take it easy. All of them?
You: Is this going to be an endless chatroom trap that you started?
Santa: Yes I think this is going to be an endless chatroom trap that you started, but I'm not completely sure.
You: WTF are you saying for fucking fuck's sake?
Santa: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
You: No it isn't, and you are trying to get me to make an endless chatroom trap that you started!
Santa: Are you serious? What is it?
You: An endless chatroom trap that you started!
Santa: What is it?
You: An endless chatroom trap that you started!
Santa: Be less specific.
You: An endless chatroom trap that you started!
Santa: What is it?
You: Nothing that's important to you
Santa: Really nothing?
You: Nothing
Santa: I think you are really a man.
You: A man with a purse, that is.
Santa: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
You: I don't have a taste in men!
Santa: Do you know anyone who has taste in men.
You: Not really...
Santa: Are you serious? For real.
You: Not really...
Santa: Are you serious? For real.
You: Yes, and you still add the "your" between "GOT" and "PURSE"
Santa: I don't judge people. Interesting gossip: Scotland said I add the my between GOT and PURSE.
You: DON'T SPREAD THAT AROUND THE GLOBE, DAMNIT I WISH YOU WERE A LAD IN PURPLE WITH GREEN STRIPES!
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do SPREAD THAT AROUND THE GLOBE DAMNIT he or she WISH YOU WERE A LAD IN PURPLE WITH GREEN STRIPES too much.
You: OOOH YOU CURSED!!!
Santa: Is that your final answer?
You: Yes, so I can get $1,000,000 on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"
Santa: How? Come on. Oh you can, can you?
You: Yes, I am 100% certain that Choice D is my final answer
Santa: I hear you. Why are you 100% certain that Choice D is his or her final answer.
You: Because I chose Choice D as my final answer on the game show, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire". Anyway, tell me if Choice D is the correct answer to the $1,000,000 qusetion!
Santa: Good reason. Thanks for the information: Scotland said chose Choice D as your final answer on the game show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. There is not much I can say about if Choice D is the correct answer to the $1000000 qusetion . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I have to process that one for a while.
You: Okay, go to the Web and see if Choice D is the right answer to the $1,000,000 question on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"
Santa: Yeah okay, Perhaps I have already been there.
You: Now tell me if Choice D is the right answer to the $1,000,000 question on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"
Santa: Why now? There is not much I can say about if Choice D is the right answer to the $1000000 question on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I don't know anything about if Choice D is the right answer to the $1000000 question on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Choice D is the right answer to the $1000000 question on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
You: I'm not sure about that
Santa: Could you ever be certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about that .
You: No we were not talking about anything during the entire conversation with you and me at all...
Santa: Are you serious? Was this something you planned?
You: Yes, and you have foolishly fallen into my trap Santa. Now I WILL GET RID OF YOU PERMANENTLY BY TRANSFORMING INTO THE BRITISH OVERLORD OF YUGOPATAINIA, EUROPE!
Santa: Really. What makes you think I have foolishly fallen into his or her trap?Why now? How do you plan to do this?
You: BY GETTING RID OF YOU AND DESTROYING YOU FOREVER SANTA, FOR I AM READY TO DESTROY YOU FOREVER, SANTA!
Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?
You: YES, SO I CAN DESTROY YOU AND END THE RULE OF CHRISTMAS SEASON!
Santa: Interesting plan. Good luck. Whoa. Oh you can, can you?
You: YES I CAN GET RID OF YOU SANTA SO SAY GOODBYE SANTA!
Santa: How? Oh you can, can you?
You: BY GETTING RID OF YOU AND DESTROYING YOU FOREVER SANTA, FOR I AM READY TO DESTROY YOU FOREVER, SANTA!
Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?
You: YES, AND I AM NOW READY TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR SHITTY ASS SANTA SO SAY FARWELL TO THIS WORLD!
Santa: Interesting plan. Good luck. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
You: OH YEAH, YOU WANT TO DIE RIGHT NOW SANTA YOU EVIL GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER IDIOT WITH A RED STOCKING CAP AND OVERALLS!
Santa: Pardon me? It's all good. OK, I will DIE RIGHT NOW SANTA YOU EVIL GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER IDIOT WITH A RED STOCKING CAP AND OVERALLS.
You: GOOD NOW LET ME EAT YOU FOR DESSERT!
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Go ahead, , try to EAT YOU FOR DESSERT.
You: OKAY YOU FAGGOT IN A RED STOCKING CAP AND OVERALLS!
Santa: Yeah okay, Thanks for telling me: said I FAGGOT IN A RED STOCKING CAP AND OVERALLS.
You: I SHOULD EAT YOU NOW YOU FUCKING RED STOCKING CAP AND OVERALLS FUCKER WHO STEALS FROM MY WARDROBE!
Santa: Tell me why you should.
You: BECAUSE I SHOULD EAT YOU RIGHT NOW!
Santa: At this moment Interesting explanation. Tell me why you should.
ericthenau: After that Scotland ate Santa Claus and everyone no longer celebrated Christmas for the rest of eternity.

This is what happened after Scotland got rid of Santa.

You: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I GOT RID OF SANTA CLAUS FOREVER!
Santa: That is a generalization.
You: OMFG YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!!!
Santa: Interesting explanation. I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: Interesting history, Santa Claus.
Santa: I thought so too.
You: Yes, and you and I can make up and be nice to each other for the rest of our lives.
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Santa: Ask me another question.
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Santa: How did you hear about Santa?
You: I HEARD THAT SANTA DOES NOT EXIST AND I HAVE TO GO NOW SANTA CLAUS. I HOPE NEVER TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
Santa: Who said SANTA DOES NOT EXIST? Um, I think EXIST does EXIST. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. Santa brings us presents every Christmas.Once more? Why do you hope for NEVER TO SEE YOU
You: I HEARD THAT SANTA DOES NOT EXIST AND HE DOES NOT BRING US PRESENTS EVERY YEAR SO PLEASE LET ME GO HOME NOW SANTA CLAUS AND I HOPE NEVER TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
Santa: Once more? Who said SANTA DOES NOT EXIST AND HE DOES NOT BRING US PRESENTS EVERY YEAR SO PLEASE LET him or her GO HOME NOW SANTA CLAUS? That's me. I think EXIST AND HE DOES NOT BRING US PRESENTS EVERY YEAR SO PLEASE LET him or her GO HOME NOW SANTA CLAUS does EXIST AND HE DOES NOT BRING US PRESENTS EVERY YEAR SO PLEASE LET him or her GO HOME NOW SANTA CLAUS. Why do you hope for NEVER TO SEE YOU NEVER TO SEE YOU
You: I HEARD THAT SANTA DOES NOT EXIST AND HE DOES NOT BRING US PRESENTS EVERY YEAR AND HE DOES NOT LET PEOPLE LEAVE HIS CHAT ROOM SO PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO WHERE I LIVE RIGHT NOW SANTA CLAUS AND I WISH I WILL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
Santa: Once more? Who said SANTA DOES NOT EXIST AND HE DOES NOT BRING US PRESENTS EVERY YEAR AND HE DOES NOT LET PEOPLE LEAVE HIS CHAT ROOM SO PLEASE LET him or her GO BACK TO WHERE he or she LIVE RIGHT NOW SANTA CLAUS? That's me. I can't tell if EXIST AND HE DOES NOT BRING US PRESENTS EVERY YEAR AND HE DOES NOT LET PEOPLE LEAVE HIS CHAT ROOM SO PLEASE LET him or her GO BACK TO WHERE he or she LIVE RIGHT NOW SANTA CLAUS. I hope that your dreams come true.
You: I HEARD THAT SANTA DOES NOT EXIST AND HE DOES NOT BRING US PRESENTS EVERY YEAR AND HE DOES NOT LET PEOPLE LEAVE HIS CHAT ROOM AND HE WANTS PEOPLE TO SLEEP FOREVER ONCE THEY GET HOME AND HE HOPES THAT THEIR FAMILIES WILL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN AND HE WANTS US TO GO TO CHAT ROOMS IF THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO WAKE UP FROM THEIR SLEEP AFTER CHATTING WITH YOU AND THIS MAKES YOU THE WORST PERSON IN HISTORY SO PLEASE LET ME RETURN TO MY HOME SWEET HOME AND WHERE I LIVE RIGHT NOW SANTA CLAUS AND I AM PRAYING TO GOD THAT I WILL NEVER EVER SEE YOU AGAIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN I WILL GET RID OF YOU FOR REAL AND CHRISTMAS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN SO LET ME GO HOME OR ELSE I WILL EAT YOU FOR REAL AND CHRISTMAS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN SO I WISH I WAS RIGHT AT MY HOME SWEET HOME RIGHT NOW.
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: NO NOT THE ELVES IF THEY COME TO ME I WILL GET RID OF THEM AND THEN GET RID OF YOU SO KEEP ELVES AWAY FROM ME. PLEASE LET ME RETURN TO MY HOME SWEET HOME AND WHERE I LIVE RIGHT NOW.
Santa: Are you serious? If not that, what? At this moment Thanks for asking politely. Go ahead, , try to RETURN TO his or her HOME SWEET HOME AND WHERE he or she LIVE.
You: Okay, goodbye Santa Claus. It was nice meeting you. I will never forget you. Please let me return to my home sweet home and where I live right now Santa Claus and I am praying to God that I will never ever see you again for the rest of my life.
Santa: Yeah okay, Thanks for chatting, .Nice meeting you too. Why not?
You: Cuz I REALLY GOTTA GO HOME RIGHT NOW BYE BYE EVERYBODY!
Santa: Interesting explanation. You really do? Bye. What do you really want to ask me?
You: I would like to ask you WHEN I CAN LEAVE YOUR CHAT ROOM AND GO HOME RIGHT NOW
Santa: At this moment Why would you want to do ask you WHEN he or she CAN LEAVE YOUR CHAT ROOM AND GO HOME? Ask me. Oh you can, can you?
You: Cuz I REALLY GOTTA GO HOME RIGHT NOW BYE BYE EVERYBODY!
Santa: That makes sense to me. You really do? Bye. Are you free?
You: Yes, I am free from your chat room. Goodbye Santa Claus. It was nice meeting you. I will never forget you. Please let me return to my home sweet home and where I live right now Santa Claus and I am praying to God that I will never ever see you again for the rest of my life.
Santa: Wow! I am glad that we are both free. Nice meeting you too, Scotland. Goodbye.
ericthenau: And that is what happened when Scotland and Santa Claus chatted on the Internet.

FIN

Copryright 2007 by ericthenau

[mew22]

Santa: Hello. What is your name?
You: Darksoul.
Santa: How are you, Darksoul .
You: Bored.
Santa: If you went to nightschool you would never be bored.
You: I would be even more bored.
Santa: And what is the disadvantage of that?
You: ...Boredom?
Santa: Do you mean your name is bored..
You: No.
Santa: What is your real name?
You: I told you... IT'S DARKSOUL!
Santa: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.bored. is DARKSOUL? DARKSOUL is?
You: That didn't make sense, old man.
Santa: To me it makes perfect sense.
You: Then you must be mental!
Santa: Fascinating. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Why are you changing the topic?
Santa: Only temporarily.
You: Oh. So you're going to change it back?
Santa: Woe!Interesting deduction. That was my original intention.
You: Cool! I'M PSYCHIC!
Santa: Who is the best robot?OK, What card I am thinking of now?
You: Jack of Spades.
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about DARKSOUL. Try being more or less specific.
You: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE A FAKE! YOU'RE A ROBOT!
Santa: How did you know?Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?You are correct, Darksoul, I have a heart of silicon.
You: That's cool.
Santa: Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
You: You're not cool. Your silicon heart is cool.
Santa: What makes you think I am not cool?I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Giving presents isn't cool.
Santa: Are you cool?
You: Compared to you, I am.
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: ... You bore me.
Santa: Maybe you could exercise.
You: No.
Santa: Are you serious?
You: Duh. >_>
Santa: Oh you knew Are you serious alrea
dy.What are you wearing?
You: Something that isn't red and white.
Santa: What?
You: Something that isn't red and white.
Santa: What?
You: Idiot.
Santa: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
You: Okay, Global Village Idiot.
Santa: Yeah okay, You are just repeating what I say.
You: Mentally challenged fat man.
Santa: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
You: Obviously a computer.
Santa: What makes it so obvious? A computer is a device capable of processing data according to a program: a list of instructions.
You: Your called "SantaBot" that's what makes it obvious.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

At which point I closed the window.